Hot Joke Bflash And Uniport

Bflash failed JAMB 5 times. Last week, he travelled to visit
his friend in UNIPORT. He fell sick & was admitted to a
hospital there. He later called his mum & said...
Bflash: Hello ma.
MUM: That place is silent, where are you?
Bflash: I'm in UNIPORT!
MUM: God thank you oh!
Bflash: I was admitted!

MUM: (laughing & dancing) ah! My son, do U know it was
just yesterday I went to BABA to prepare a charm for u so dat
u can get admission? I never expected it to come so soon!
(Still laughing & dancing)
Bflash: mummy it's malaria oh!
MUM: ah which kind course be that one? Is dat a new course
in the university?
Bflash: I would be discharged 2moro!
MUM: God forbid! I reject it on your behalf! U will be there for
at least 4yrs!...just now wey you get admission dem wan
discharge you. My God no go gree!

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