Husband buys 5 of the same color of pants for
his wife.
WIFE: Ah! Same color? People will
think i don't change my panties.
HUSBAND Which people?
A man caught his wife in bed with his best friend. Out of
anger, he took his gun and shoots his friend. Out of fear, his
wife shouted, "FRANK! FRANK! If u continue like this, u will
lose all your friends o!