My Worst Day In Church

As i was sitting in church and it was time for offering, so the collection bowl was passed around. And i have 500 and 5 naira in my pocket, so i quickly pulled 5 naira from my pocket and dropped it in.

 Just then, the person behind me tapped me on the shoulder and gave me a 500 naira note. I smiled, and placed the 500 naira note in the bowl and passed it on, admiring the man for being so generous.

 The man taped me again  from behind
and he whisper to me saying "son dont thank me so much because that money is yours, it fell from your pocket".

I gave the man a dirty slap! and treack back home.